Matt Cue

I've read a funny short story before,and I want to share you now.

Dude, You Got Your Ass Kicked by a Girl

Greg walked into Barry's house, bloodied by his girlfriend.

"What happened?" Barry asked.

"Jenny thought I was cheating and kicked my ass. She says she's gonna call the cops on me for assault, and I didn't do nothing!"

"But dude, you got your ass kicked by a girl."

"Yeah, but let's look at the bigger picture---"

"Yeah, that picture of you gettin your ass whooped by a girl."

"I could go to jail!"

"Yeah, for gettin your ass kicked by a girl!"

"What the fuck!"

"You got your fuckin ass kicked by a girl!"

"Fuck off." Greg walked out of the house.

Barry ran to the doorway and called, " Watch out for girls!"



Author's Note: This may not be that funny, but it's my first try at humor, so tell me what you think.

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